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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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