im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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