living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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