yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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