Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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