By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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