I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
4 words: hood of his car
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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