Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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