in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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