Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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