how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
