? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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