Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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