VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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