didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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