are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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