wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my being single is dangerous.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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