You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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