i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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