Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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