I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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