Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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