i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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