I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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