I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
