You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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