What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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