I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
tell me about the fingering
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