Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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