It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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