and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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