Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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