I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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