Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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