He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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