Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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