Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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