Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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