Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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