Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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