Me too!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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