Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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