who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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