so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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