he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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