ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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