Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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