I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
