Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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