Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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